Superb DC characters as seen through the mind of Slaterman23 on Flickr. The man’s Kung Fu is strong.
Me: Bull, my dad just said he’s decided to give me all his records.
Bull: Duuuuude! That’s awesome. Wait a minute… you’re dad’s not deathly sick and hiding it from you, is he?
Me: (Shock of realization) Holy shit. Hang on. Dad?
Dad: No, I’m not dying. I just sold my turntable. You’re not getting my comics until after I die.
Me: Oh thank god. Now, about how many records can I anticipate…
![Toilet paper: you wipe your ass with it (except this guy, who may use circuit boards). Sometimes you even use it to clean up spills. And sometimes you use it as a napkin and then don’t understand when your stomach is upset later (SPOILER: YOU ATE DOODOO PARTICLES). Personally, I prefer unprinted TP because in 20 years scientists are gonna discover the dye they use to color it gives you butthole cancer, and I ain’t getting another pig-butt transplant. I may be an organ donor, but if I find out somebody turned my ass into stadium hotdogs after I died I am gonna be PISSED. Probably from hell.
Product Site (coming soon for ~$6.50/roll)viaPlop! Comic Roll Toilet Paper [walyou]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhhqhqtg7i1qc1uwbo1_500.jpg)
![A near-mint copy of a 1962 ‘Amazing Fantasy’ # 15 (which is no doubt the name of multiple pornos by now) was recently sold for $1.1 million by a private seller to a private buyer.
It’s not the highest price ever paid for a comic book, an honor that goes to “Action Comics” No. 1 with Superman on the cover, which went for $1.5 million.
But [ComicConnect.com chief executive Stephen] Fishler says the price paid is the most for a book from the Silver Age, the mid-1950s to about 1970.
“The fact that a 1962 comic has sold for $1.1 million is a bit of a record-shattering event,” he said. “That something that recent can sell for that much and be that valuable is awe-inspiring.”
Usually, it has been comics from the Golden Age — typically from the late 1930s to the early 1950s — that draw seven-figure sums..”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhteizzYPU1qc1uwbo1_500.jpg)
![Captivity of German Soldiers, 25 april 1945 by agan harahap on Flickr.
Via Flickr: Following the unconditional surrender of the Wehrmacht which went into effect on 8 May 1945, some Wehrmacht units remained active, either independently (e.g. in Norway), or under Allied command as police forces.[7] By the end of August 1945, these units had been dissolved, and a year later on 20 August 1946, the Allied Control Council declared the Wehrmacht as officially abolished](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj7h57kLLV1qc1uwbo1_500.jpg)
STUNNING!!!
Answering the age-old question, “What’s on Superman’s iPod?”
